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3.11.2008

always read carefully

i try to teach my 5th graders this lesson daily... maybe i should spend more time teaching my husband!

we went to whole foods last night because i wanted to check out their selection of baby products (more on that later)... and because we needed groceries...

i took shawn with me, which i usually don't do, but it's nice to have an outing with the baby and feel like a family... so he came. we were in the meat department and he spots a brisket out of the corner of his eye... the price tag says 8.99... shawn's like, that's a great price for this... so i'm like, well get it then...

let me mention that he is totally excited about his brisket... we're checking out and he picks it up, looks lovingly at it and says, mmmm grass fed beef, this is going to be good... i'm like, where does it say grass fed? and he's like, i don't know...

so we check out and our grocery bill is over $200! ok, feel a little guilty - but some of that was diapering stuff and well, i hadn't spent any money in over 2 weeks... so i didn't feel so bad.

as we're heading for the door, shawn says, i should've read the price on that brisket more carefully... and i'm like, why? was it 8.99 a pound? shawn kind of awkwardly grins, yeah... it was like $29 or something...

turns out the price was printed on the meat - just like it usually is on packaged meat - 9.99 a pound x 3.9 pounds = $39.76!!! all the way home, shawn felt sick to his stomach - this is a man who thinks $4 a pound for ground turkey or beef is a lot!

so we'll be eating 40 dollar brisket this weekend if you'd like to join us... but please, bring a side - we can't afford potato salad!

4 comments:

MamaCass said...

That's hilarious! You should charge people for that. $2 a plate and you could get some of your money back.

Anonymous said...

The brisket well paid for itself when considering it fed 6 people for 2 days and i will stillhave it for lunch on teh 3rd day

Lori, Landon and Logan said...

That is so funny! That's why I won't take kids (which includes hubs) shopping!
That is so cool that the kids have the same Birthday!

Jennifer Sperl said...

haha! I hope it was delic...I'm about to go to Central Market to get some lovely healthy dead chicken. I will be sure and keep Tim very close to my side...maybe I should get one of those leashes.